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All About the Shetland Sheepdog
Biscuit's Sassy Guide to Sheltie Life

“Stupidity, if left untreated, is usually self correcting.” (Cricket)
All About the Shetland Sheepdog: Biscuit's Sassy Guide to Sheltie Life
Hi there, humans! Biscuit here—your resident Sheltie expert and all-around fluffy genius. I’m here to dish out the real scoop on my breed, the fabulous Shetland Sheepdog. Buckle up, because it’s about to get paw-some (and maybe a little sassy).
Sheltie Origins: Small Island, Big Legacy
So, we come from the Shetland Islands in Scotland. Everything there is small: the ponies, the sheep, and, of course, us. Don’t let our size fool you, though. Back in the day, we were herding sheep and handling business like total pros.Fast forward to now, and we’re still rocking it—winning dog shows, dominating agility courses, and being the cutest overachievers you’ve ever seen. Basically, we’re MVPs in fur coats.
What Makes Us So Stunning?
Let’s talk looks, because, honestly, have you seen us? Our double coats are a fashion statement: luxurious, fluffy, and always camera-ready. Colors? Oh, we’ve got options:
Sable: Like autumn leaves had a glow-up.
Tricolor: Black, white, and tan—we’re the tuxedo of dogs.
Blue Merle: Imagine a starry night mixed with silver sparkles. That’s us.
Bi-Color: Understated but stunning—think “I woke up like this.”
And those almond-shaped eyes? They’re like a window into our (very intelligent) souls. Add tipped ears that give us a perpetually curious vibe, and we’re basically the total package.
Sheltie Personality: Brains, Sass, and Love
Here’s the deal: we’re smart. Like, smarter-than-your-kids smart. But we’re also sweet, sassy, and just a little clingy. You’ll love it. Here’s what you’re signing up for:
Brainiac Energy: Teach us a trick, and we’ll perfect it by dinner. We’re practically doggie Einsteins.
Velcro Dog Vibes: Privacy? Pfft. If you go to the bathroom, I’m coming too. I’m not nosy—I’m loyal.
Energy for Days: Let’s run, fetch, and then maybe solve a puzzle toy. Bored Shelties = chaos (you’ve been warned).
Drama Queens: Loud noises or sudden changes? For some? No thanks. for others (like myself) we CREATE those loud sounds!
Living with a Sheltie: Pro Tips from Biscuit
Want to keep a Sheltie happy? Listen up:
Brush It Off: We’re fluffy, and with great fluff comes great responsibility. Get that brush out 2-3 times a week, and prepare for epic shedding seasons.
Move It, Move It: We’re not couch potatoes. Walks, games, agility courses—you name it, we’re in. Activity keeps us out of trouble! (except me… it’s hard to keep me out of trouble).
Feed Us Right: Some of us are picky eaters with gourmet tastes. Consult the vet, but don’t skimp on the snacks. Though others? We eat almost anything! Self feeding is NOT a thing around our house!
Check-Ups are Key: We’re generally healthy, but we’ve got our quirks. Keep those vet appointments, please.
Why Shelties Are the Best (No Bias, Promise)
Look, we’re basically perfect. Great with kids? Check. Play nice with other pets? Double check. Need a dog who can thrive in an apartment or a mansion? Yep, that’s us.
But—and this is important—don’t leave us alone too long. We’ll miss you. And probably rearrange your furniture out of boredom. (Okay, maybe not, but don’t tempt us.)
Final Thoughts from Biscuit
So, are you ready for a Sheltie? Spoiler alert: we’re ready for you. We’ll love you, entertain you, and make your life infinitely better. Just be prepared to lose some personal space and maybe a few lint rollers along the way.
Adopting a Sheltie isn’t just adding a pet—it’s gaining a lifelong furry friend, a comedy act, and a fluffy genius. Go ahead, join the Sheltie fan club. You’ll thank me later (probably while brushing fur off your clothes).
